11, There is nothing to do
It’s a traveler’s most boring nightmare. Nothing worth seeing. And absolutely NO mountain ranges worth trekking.
(Moebin even went looking for something to do. As you can see, he found nothing. Absolutely nothing.)
12, It is a nation of politically brainwashed, simpleminded zombies
No one ever protests against corruption. This right here is not a student protest at a prominent university against the atrocities in Balochistan.
13, The film industry is primitive
And there is no acting talent
14, Never has a Pakistani creative mind accomplished anything, ever
No Pakistani film maker has ever won an oscar
Pakistani fashion designers are glorified tailors with no business sense
After all, there’s a reason why the world doesn’t care about Pakistani fashion
15, The food is overcooked and unappetising
You might as well chew on cardboard.
And don’t even get us started about the desserts
16, All Pakistani politicians are drunk, feudal maniacs
Yes. Every. Single. One.
17, They don’t have a sense of humour
There are no politically satirical comedians in Pakistan.
Nope. None. Zero. Siphar.
18, All the women are oppressed and suicidal
She’s so sad. Just look at her.
19, There are no exciting tourist spots
Sheesh, so tacky! We’d rather watch paint dry.
20, And finally, Pathans are the worst of all
Now that we’ve established that Pakistan is disgust personified, let’s also agree that in Pakistan, the north is particularly bad. Anyone with the slightest connection to KPK is crazy, ugly and has no talent beyond an AK 47. Proof, Imran Khan, Shahid Afridi, Jehangir and Jansher Khan, Marina Khan and Wiqar Ali Khan.
(On a serious note. Our attempt is inspired by the Iranian version, we believe that Iran is stunning.)