20 reasons Why Pakistan Is The Absolute Worst Place On Earth

11, There is nothing to do

Trekking at Nanga Parbat Base Camp (Fairy Meadows) by Saira Ali Khan
Trekking at Nanga Parbat Base Camp (Fairy Meadows) by Saira Ali Khan

It’s a traveler’s most boring nightmare. Nothing worth seeing. And absolutely NO mountain ranges worth trekking.
(Moebin even went looking for something to do. As you can see, he found nothing. Absolutely nothing.)

12, It is a nation of politically brainwashed, simpleminded zombies

Pakistani civil rights activists by Jibran Nasir
Pakistani civil rights activists by Jibran Nasir

No one ever protests against corruption. This right here is not a student protest at a prominent university against the atrocities in Balochistan.

13, The film industry is primitive

Waar BTS by Bilal Lashari
Waar BTS by Bilal Lashari

Cringe worthy

And there is no acting talent

14, Never has a Pakistani creative mind accomplished anything, ever

Pakistani Oscar winner Sharmeen Chinoy
Pakistani Oscar winner Sharmeen Chinoy

No Pakistani film maker has ever won an oscar

Pakistani fashion designers are glorified tailors with no business sense

After all, there’s a reason why the world doesn’t care about Pakistani fashion

15, The food is overcooked and unappetising

Pakistani Foods by Tandoori Kebab
Pakistani Foods by Tandoori Kebab

You might as well chew on cardboard.

And don’t even get us started about the desserts

16, All Pakistani politicians are drunk, feudal maniacs

PTI politician Asad Umar at CEO Summit
PTI politician Asad Umar at CEO Summit

Yes. Every. Single. One.

17, They don’t have a sense of humour

Pakistani standup comedia Saad Haroon
Pakistani standup comedia Saad Haroon

There are no politically satirical comedians in Pakistan.

Nope. None. Zero. Siphar.

18, All the women are oppressed and suicidal

Samina Baig mountaineer from Hunza, Pakistan
Samina Baig mountaineer from Gilgit-Baltistan, Pakistan

She’s so sad. Just look at her.

19, There are no exciting tourist spots

Camping in Shandoor
Camping in Shandur

Sheesh, so tacky! We’d rather watch paint dry.

20, And finally, Pathans are the worst of all

Imran Khan with Shahid Afridi
Imran Khan with Shahid Afridi

Now that we’ve established that Pakistan is disgust personified, let’s also agree that in Pakistan, the north is particularly bad. Anyone with the slightest connection to KPK is crazy, ugly and has no talent beyond an AK 47. Proof, Imran Khan, Shahid Afridi, Jehangir and Jansher Khan, Marina Khan and Wiqar Ali Khan.

(On a serious note. Our attempt is inspired by the Iranian version, we believe that Iran is stunning.)

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